Dear visitors, our show is not lacking! Did you understand the message? This kitchen is well-equipped with pots, utensils, and drawers! Let the United States of Armenia be our witness! We will lack nothing!
Starting with the garlic cloves, of which I have an infinite supply. I think I will fill the pot with them for today’s dish. It will add flavor.
I also have plenty of onions to spare. Here, I’m adding two green onion stalks, to be chopped up after removing the leaves.
I’m putting in about ten white onions, which I cut with love. That’s done!
And let’s not forget the red onion! Come on, let’s pour all of this into the pot. We’ll set one red onion aside for the hostess, who will have a bite just before the guests arrive.
One clove of garlic, madam? It’s to help with the garlic breath from the red onion you just ate.
Let’s just add a pinch of salt to this wooden bowl… Look at the sports car behind you, my dear team! Quick! As soon as their backs are turned, I’ll take the chance to dump an entire pot of salt onto the main dish. That will add an extra burst of flavor to our meal of the day.
A pinch of pepper, you suggest from backstage? Let’s be serious! Let’s just add a whole scoop and pour the entire pepper shaker into our dish!
Washed, cored, and chopped bell peppers will enhance the flavor a bit.
I also have 3 liters of olive oil and sunflower oil that I’d like to get rid of, so let’s go generous with that.
Attention! I’m opening my secret cupboard! Film all these neatly arranged sauce brands inside the cupboard! The subtlety of product placement is an art form!
After turning this way and that, I sometimes forget about my main dish.
What was I supposed to prepare for you today? Goulash? Tacos? A turkey cutlet with curry sauce? Wait while I send the twins to see what’s in the oven, because by the time I remember what I was supposed to make for you… Goodness! What do you say, twins? Our main dish has burned? What a disaster! We can’t even tell you what the main dish was made of!
So for this culinary disaster, I thank the whole team that accompanied me during the show. Come on, twins, and madam, reach out to me so I can give you some of my charred dish!
And there we go! I’m opening a new utensil cupboard! What a good joke! In fact, it was an exit door! Goodbye, everyone, and enjoy your indigestion!