Racayev
President of the Republic of Nazerbaïdjan
Tyty Mitoglu
This person advises the president
The religion of Nazerbaïdjan
The Nazerbaïdjan’s religion is called Armenophobia.
Gastronomy : toque Nazerbaïdjan
During our bank holidays, the American President Jonald Byeden, his Vice-President, and their Secretaries of State showed off their knowledge of the history of Christopher Columbus’s egg. There was nothing in the flat egg to prove that the Azeri dictator Racayev, the first lady of Azerbaijan, wife of the previous president, and their inexorable Turks had indulged their passions: the seizure of the territories of other countries, Armenia and Karabakh, and the destruction of their heritage.
It was impossible to end the dinner without talking about arms sales to Baku. The VP wanted to bring the conversation delicately, but the Caspian main course tasted rancid; the Americans felt like they had ingested poison because of Washington’s diplomacy, that famous terrine of tolerance that commits genocide after genocide…
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Our ‘je-m’en-foutistes’, generals, inexperts and media guests are here to spread anti-Armenian intoxication and throw fuel on the fire in countries with Turkish-speaking populations such as Germany.
God Save the Tourists: Turkey gets 2.5 million British tourists every year
According to the BBC, Her Majesty’s subjects number 2.5 million annually, as they migrate across the borders of Turkey, a nation regarded by the West as a ‘democracy’.
The British went to the Turkish Parliament in Ankara to take photos of President Recep Tayyip Erdogan’s ‘charming’ office, but they ended up knocking over some of the furniture.
Tourists have been on the lookout for souvenirs: maps of military invasions, lists of the president-hero’s next purges.
Conversely, ‘fellow journalists’, accustomed to travelling to exotic destinations, have expressed profound admiration for the iron-fisted dictator. Do they regret not having lived through the Stalin and Mussolini years?
Nazerbaïdjan-France relations
General Alfred Pointillarre is, in terms of Armenophobia, a multi-recidivist. The man from the Quai d’Orsay (French Foreign Ministry) has attended all the conferences organized by the Azeri dictator Racayev. At the last conference in Baku, Alfred Pointillarre said that everything was going well based on international standards of morality. During the closing speech at the conference, General Pointillarre shook the blood-covered hand of President Racayev.
Nazerbaïdjan-USA Relations
During the recent Armenophobia Conference in Baku, the First Lady of Azerbaijan—the wife of President Racayev—sent the American President Jonald Byeden on an emergency beauty treatment. A similar procedure was undergone by all of his friends, with some undergoing shortening of the arms and others undergoing lengthening of the legs. This naturally evokes nostalgic recollections of the USA-Azerbaijan friendship circles, where individuals with extended limbs would discreetly transfer envelopes to those with short legs!