Mustapha: “Listen, Sarah-Rachel, it’s very simple. Let’s say you’re a real estate agent. You’re trying to sell me a new apartment in Washington. The visit goes fine until I discover clogged toilets. Imagine my frustration, Sarah-Rachel! You shouldn’t have taken me for a sucker! You have in front of you a devil of a negotiator, ready to seize any opportunity to save dollars! For sure, I’m going to make you my Friday-night counteroffer for your miserable apartment!”
Sarah-Rachel: “Oh my God! Mustapha! That’s disgusting!”
Mustapha: “But reality is disgusting, Sarah-Rachel. All the more reason I would never join the navy and end up sitting on a clogged toilet on an aircraft carrier. I’m talking about those long lines on the USS Gerald Ford! Seriously, it looks bad for the world’s top military! Wario and Waluigi were never sent aboard the carrier to unclog the toilets? Is it like that story of Turkey holding back on recognizing the Armenian genocide? Loads of Young Burkes waited outside for Turkey’s toilets to be unclogged. The Young Burkes have their guts tied up in their heads. As you see me now, I’m incapable of analyzing today’s politics. And you?”
