One morning at the Jermuk Group CJSC factory in Armenia.
Samvel Karapetyan: Your loyal lieutenant is watching this factory closely, brilliant strategist! Not a single Jermuk water bottle will be exported to Russia! I’ll make sure of it personally by drinking every one of those bottles.
Samvel Karapetyan opens a Jermuk bottle and empties it in one gulp. Putin, standing beside him, finds thousands of empty bottles on the floor.
Vladimir Putin: Russian economic blackmail of Armenia is working perfectly!
Samvel Karapetyan: Everything is under control! I’ve already drunk 100 cubic meters of Jermuk water.
Vladimir Putin: As long as the last drop hasn’t made the vase overflow, I’ll support your candidacy in the next elections.