At the Armenian legislative elections on June 7, 2026, voters will be called upon to choose their new Prime Minister, one of the Gaghant Baba candidates. The Santa Claus who wins the ballot will need to have the most popular gifts in his sack.
During this legislative ‘Christmas celebration’ placed under the sign of generosity, Armenian voters must not mistake their democratic sleigh, at the risk of short-circuiting the country’s future Christmases.
Gaghant Baba Samvel Karapetyan, from the Strong Armenia party, will offer a reduction in electricity bills, ‘pizzas’, free days in his shopping centers, flights to Russia to join the Ukrainian front.
Gaghant Baba Gagik Tsarukyan, good father of Prosperous Armenia, will distribute to his voters tokens to gamble in his casinos, as well as nights of rest in his Noah’s Arks and his hotels.
Other Gaghant Babas, such as former president Robert Kocharyan, have long proposed to take back old gifts, in order to replace them with ‘new’ objects missing nine-tenths of their parts.
All these candidates will be supported by thirty thousand Russian agents in distributing presents to voters.
Nikol Pashinyan, alias ‘Nikovelvet’ of Civil Contract, for his part promises smart toys that open the floodgates to AI and the world.
No Gaghant Baba has managed to get his hands on Upper Karabakh (Artsakh) to propose it as an electoral gift to Armenians.